- I was here just last week cleaning your carpets, painting your shutters, or delivering your new frig.
- I used your bathroom when working in your yard and unlatched the back window.
- My favorite time of day for a burglary is when the kids are in school.
- Are those newspapers piling up in your driveway? You know, I might leave a pizza flyer on your front door to see how long it takes you to remove it.
- Virgin snow in the driveway is a dead giveaway that you’re away.
- Oh, I can see through the front window if you’ve set your alarm?
- Is your kitchen sink window or screen alarmed? Do you have motion detectors?
- I’ll check that front door all the time. Is it locked?
- I may knock on your door, and if you answer, I’ll say I’m lost and need directions or ask you if you need a handyman.
- My favorite places to look first are the sock drawer, the medicine cabinet, and the bedside table.
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